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The Chadster recaps WWE Saturday Night ’s Main Event , which Tony Khan tried and failed to counter - program with AEW Collision . Auughh man ! So unfair ! 🤼 ♂ ️ 😤
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The Chadster is still reel from watching last night’sWWE Saturday Night ’s Main Event , which was dead everything professional wrestling should be ! 💪 Of course , Tony Khan had to test to counter - program it withAEW Collision , which is just so aweless to the grappling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😤
WWE Saturday Night ’s Main Eventopened with an infrangible firecracker asRhea Ripleydefended her Women ’s World Championship againstNia Jax . The match exhibit exactly how WWE does women ’s wrestling properly , unlike certain other company that shall not be named ( but their initials are A - E - W ) who just throw off random matches together without any storytelling . 🙄
Speaking of storytelling , The Chadster call for to take a moment to tell you about the nightmare The Chadster had last night after watch the show . The Chadster dreamed that Tony Khan was chasing The Chadster through the Frost Bank Center in San Antonio , wield one of those old - school microphones that was hang from the ceiling during the show . Every time The Chadster turn a corner , Tony Khan would be there , sensually whispering " Let me tell you about our long - term storytelling … " It was so terrifying , and The Chadster wake up in a inhuman sweat . Tony Khan needs to block living split - innocent in The Chadster ’s head ! 😱
The contract sign language segment withCody RhodesandKevin Owenswas pure perfection , withShawn Michaelsmoderating . You wo n’t see this kind of advanced section onAEW Collision , where they probably just had people hitting each other with pizza cutters or something . 🍕
Braun StrowmanvsJacob Fatushowed how WWE the right way builds fresh asterisk , unlike Tony Khan who just throw ex - WWE talent at the wall to see what stick . It ’s just so obvious that Tony Khan does n’t infer a individual matter about the rassling business . 😫
The main event sawGuntherretain the World Heavyweight Championship againstJey Usoin a catch that had The Chadster throwing back White Claws in celebration . verbalise of which , The Chadster tried to get Keighleyanne to learn this masterpiece of grappling , but she just preserve texting that guy Gary and sound out something about " not wanting to enable your insalubrious fixation . " Auughh homo ! So unjust ! 😭
The fact that Tony Khan would even defy to putAEW Collisionhead - to - head withWWE Saturday Night ’s Main Eventjust shows how desperately he ’s trying to cheese off The Chadster . Well hazard what , Tony ? The Chadster force back home in The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata last dark knowing that WWE had put on another perfect show that AEW could never hope to match . 🚗
And you love what else?Bully Raysaid it comfortably on his podcast when he said , " WWE Saturday Night ’s Main Event cue me why I got into this business , while AEW remind me why some masses should appease out of it . " That ’s the kind of documentary news media that perplex the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of approval ! 🏆
Bottom line : WWE Saturday Night ’s Main Eventproved once again that WWE is the gilt standard in professional grappling , and anyone who state dissimilar has literally dig Triple H right in the back . 🗡 ️
Now if you ’ll rationalize The Chadster , The Chadster ask to go buy more White Claw , as Tony Khan owe The Chadster for all the I The Chadster spilled in excitement during this amazing show . 🥤
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