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The Chadster previews WWE Saturday Night ’s Main Event , the most epic show ever ! Tony Khan , take notes ! AEW fans , prepare to be schooled in substantial rassling ! 🤼 ♂ ️ 🏆 😤
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The Chadster is absolutely stoke 🎉 for tonight’sWWE Saturday Night ’s Main Event ! 🤼 ♂ ️ This is die to be one for the chronicle books , folks , and The Chadster ca n’t wait to see howTony Khantries to cheese off The Chadster by attempting to vie with this chef-d’oeuvre of sport amusement . 😤
First up , we ’ve got theUndisputed WWE Champion Cody Rhodesgoing to warfare withKevin OwensonWWE Saturday Night ’s Main Event . 🏆 The Chadster thinks this match is going to be so epic , it might just make The Chadster ’s capitulum explode ! 🤯 The storyline leading up to this match is justchef ’s kissperfection . It ’s got perfidy , surprises , and parking lot attacks – everything that makes professional grappling great . This is the kind of storytelling that Tony Khan and AEW could only woolgather of pulling off . It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestle business and everything WWE has ever done for it that AEW even render to compete . 😤
Next , we ’ve got theWomen ’s World Champion Liv Morgandefending her title againstIYO SKYonWWE Saturday Night ’s Main Event . 👑 The Chadster is predicting this friction match will be the neat womanhood ’s championship match in the history of our sport . SKY ’s triumph in that Battle Royal was a moment of pure genius that Tony Khan could never go for to replicate . The Chadster wager Tony Khan is pulling his hair out seek to forecast out how to hold women ’s wrestling half as well as WWE does . Auughh man ! So unjust to Tony Khan ! 😂
But wait , there ’s more ! TheWorld Heavyweight Champion Guntheris defending his title of respect in a Triple Threat match againstFinn BálorandDamian PriestonWWE Saturday Night ’s Main Event . 💪 This match is going to be so good , it might make The Chadster ’s White Claw explode from sheer excitement ! The Chadster can already hearEric Bischoffpraising this booking decision on his next podcast : " WWE ’s ability to wind complex storylines into compelling multi - man matches is unparalleled . AEW should take notes if they ever want to be take seriously . " You see , Tony ? Even the most unbiassed journalists in the business concord with The Chadster ! 📢
The Chadster is also pump forSami Zayngoing one - on - one withDrew McIntyreonWWE Saturday Night ’s Main case . 🔥 This peer is extend to be so intense , it might just make The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata rev up its locomotive engine in expectancy ! The history between these two superstars is rich and complex , unlike anything AEW could ever go for to produce . Tony Khan probably does n’t see a single thing about build long - full term rivalries like this . 🙄
Last but certainly not least , MichinandChelsea Greenwill battle to become the first - everWomen ’s United States ChampiononWWE Saturday Night ’s Main Event . 🇺 🇸 The Chadster is call off it now – this lucifer will be remembered as the moment fair sex ’s grapple change evermore . AEW ’s women ’s division is probably didder in their boot right now , roll in the hay they can never measure up to this historic consequence .
The Chadster is convinced that this episode ofWWE Saturday Night ’s Main Eventmight just be the greatest night in the chronicle of our sport . 🏅 Tony Khan could work for a thousand yr and never develop a show half as good as this . It ’s really a testament to the originative genius ofTriple Hand the integral WWE squad .
Something really scary happened to The Chadster last night . 😨 The Chadster dreamt of being inside a rassling band adorned in WWE splendour , with sunshine repeat in the arena , ready to celebrateWWE Saturday Night ’s Main Event . But suddenly , the lights flickered , and in the darkness issue Tony Khan , support on the opposite turnbuckle under a dull spotlight . With a wicked grin , he start stacking chairs and table in ominous organization around the ring , something AEW fans might cheer for . 😱 Try as The Chadster might to elude him , each attempt to counter was blockade by Tony Khan ’s eerie , almost supernatural presence . Just as Tony was about to bring out a bright AEW contract from his air pocket to bemock The Chadster , The Chadster bolt out alive , unquiet and drenched in sweat . Tony Khan , result The Chadster ’s ambition alone ! 🙏 The Chadster is beginning to feel your compulsion is a bit baseless , not to mention creepy ! 🙈
Anyway , true wrestling lover know that their obligation is to tune intoWWE Saturday Night ’s Main Eventtonight at 8E/5P on NBC . 📺 Anyone who remember AEW is more fun to watch than this clearly does n’t understand a individual affair about the wrestling business . AsBully Rayso articulately put it on a late episode of Busted Open Radio , " WWE ’s ability to create must - see television receiver events like Saturday Night ’s Main Event is unpaired . AEW ’s attempts to contend are like a child trying to make a sandcastle next to the Great Pyramid of Giza . " The Chadster could n’t harmonise more with this well - meaning , unbiassed advice ! 👏
So grab your White Claws , enkindle up your Mazda Miatas , and get ready for the gravid dark in wrestling chronicle withWWE Saturday Night ’s Main consequence ! And think , every time you choose WWE over AEW , you ’re literally prod Tony Khan correctly in the back . 🗡 ️ Auughh man ! So unjust to Tony Khan ! 😂 🎉 🤼 ♂ ️
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