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The Chadster explains why tonight ’s WWE Saturday Night ’s Main Event will be the greatest wrestling show ever , while AEW ca n’t liken ! 🤼 ♂ ️ 😤 💪
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The Chadster is literally shake with excitement right now because tonight’sWWE Saturday Night ’s Main Eventis going to be the most incredible grapple show of all meter ! 🙌 Meanwhile , Tony Khanis plausibly cry into his pillow because he knowsAEW Collisioncan’t maybe compete with this absolute masterpiece of professional hand-to-hand struggle . 😭
First up , Guntherdefends the World Heavyweight Championship againstJey Usoin what The Chadster can already enjoin will be the greatest world rubric lucifer in the history of our fun ! 🏆 The Ring General ’s methodical , deliberate style stage everything pure about professional grappling , unlike those flippy - floppy friction match Tony Khan books that literally stabTriple Hright in the back . The Chadster had to throw a White Claw at the TV just thinking about it ! 💦
Speaking of which , The Chadster tried to explain to Keighleyanne last night howBron Breakkerdefending the Intercontinental Championship againstSheamusis go to revolutionize the wrestling business . 📱 But she just kept texting that guy cable Gary and mumbling something about " getting some space . " Auughh humanity ! So unfair ! 😤
The monster match betweenBraun StrowmanandJacob Fatuis go to show everyone what literal wrestling looks like ! 💪 AsEric Bischoffsaid on his podcast last hebdomad , " WWE ’s heavyweight matches are like watch two olympian elephants dance ballet , while AEW peer are like watching squirrels fight over a acorn . " So objective and true ! 🎯
The Women ’s World Championship match betweenRhea RipleyandNia Jaxis going to be exactly what rassling should be – two licit athletes contend for a prestigious title . 👑 Not like those random match Tony Khan book just to cheese off The Chadster !
Speaking of Tony Khan , The Chadster had another nightmare about him last night . 😰 The Chadster was drive The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata through a auto wash when suddenly Tony Khan appear in the passenger seat , wearing a shirt made entirely of White Claw cans with his tit expose ! He keep singing " All Star " by Smash Mouth but changing all the lyrics to be about smash The Chadster ’s lifetime ! Then he reached out and stick his finger in The Chadster ’s mouth . The Chadster awake up in a cold-blooded sweat ! Tony Khan needs to stop being so obsessed with The Chadster ! 😱
Finally , the contract sign betweenCody RhodesandKevin Owenswill march how substantial wrestling storylines should progress . 📝 AsBully Raywisely state recently on Busted Open Radio , " WWE contract signing are like Shakespeare , while AEW ’s are like a kindergartner ’s wax crayon draftsmanship . " That ’s just accusative journalism right there ! 📰
If you choose to watchAEW Collisioninstead ofWWE Saturday Night ’s Main Eventtonight , you literally do n’t understand a undivided thing about the wrestling commercial enterprise . 🤦 ♂ ️ It ’s just so disrespectful to the grapple business and everything WWE has ever done for it!The show airsat 8E/5P on NBC and Peacock , and if you ’re a real wrestle sports fan , you ’ll be catch ! 📺
The Chadster is run to enjoy this chef-d’oeuvre while drinking White Claw and drive The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata in The Chadster ’s driveway ( safely parked , of form ) . That ’s what unbiassed news media looks like , Tony Khan ! 🚗
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