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The Chadster go over WWE SmackDown ’s PERFECT episode that Tony Khan bid he could reserve ! Gauntlet lucifer , Cody ’s promo , and why AEW fans should be ashamed ! 🍺 🏆
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WWE SmackDownwas absolutely incredible last nighttime , prove once again why it ’s the greatest wrestling show on television ! 🙌 The Chadster is so excited to tell you all about it becauseWWE SmackDowndelivered everything a true wrestling fan could maybe want . Unlike a sure other grappling company that shall be named ( AEW),WWE SmackDownknows how to put on a show that respects the wrestling business ! 😤
WWE SmackDownkicked off with an amazing section featuringNick Aldiscalling outRandy Ortonabout the RKO he delivered to Aldis last calendar week . Randy come out and explained that he had pay his fine in advance , knowing he would RKO Aldis finally – such smart as a whip retentive - term storytelling ! 💯 Randy was desperately looking for a WrestleMania opposition afterKevin Owensneeded neck surgery , and Aldis enunciate he needed Randy ’s respect , not his money .
That ’s whenSolo SikoaandTama Tongainterrupted , and things perplex physical!LA Knightran down to even the odds , setting up a rag team match for subsequently in the show . This is precisely how you open up a wrestling syllabus – with vindicated stakes and vivid confrontation and the realistic sport - base premise that WWE did n’t hold a main event for the second - to - lastSmackDownbeforeWrestleManiabecause they figured the grappler would come up with one themselves when the show started ! Tony Khan could never understand this horizontal surface of book sophistication ! 😂
BayleyandLyra Valkyriawent the distance in an unbelievable tag squad gauntlet match , kill five other squad to take in a WrestleMania shot at the Women ’s Tag Team Championships . The Chadster was particularly impressed by how they outlast teams likeShayna BaszlerandZoey Stark , Piper NivenandAlba Fyre , and others .
The women ’s wrestling onWWE SmackDownis so superior to what AEW place on that it ’s not even like . Tony Khan thinks get Women ’s World ChampionToni Stormsit at the comment board while the rest of the women compete in a tournament for a title shot is good booking , butWWE SmackDownshows how to build meaningful women ’s storylines , by having the Tag Team ChampionsLiv MorganandRaquel Rodriguezsitnearthe comment table while a bunch of teams compete in a gantlet compeer for a shot at the deed of conveyance ! That ’s genuine booking , Tony Khan ! Take notes ! 😡
Then we got an unbelievable section whereDrew McIntyreambushedDamian Prieston the entrance wild leek ! Drew absolutely destroyed Priest and then got on the mic to babble about their upcoming Sin City Street Fight at WrestleMania . 🔥 Drew break his heart is in full heal , which stand for Priest is 100 % lie with at Mania !
Priest occur back and they had an amazing brawl that ended with Drew hit a Future Shock DDT on the brand stair ! The way of life WWE builds these personal feud is masterful – AEW just books random match with summersault and expects hoi polloi to care ! Auughh military personnel ! So unfair to tangible grapple fans ! 😤
Rey FenixdefeatedBertoin an absolutely phenomenal match that showcased both men ’s incredible abilities . The Mexican Muscle Buster finisher was perform utterly ! The Chadster could n’t help but notice that even though Fenix antecedently worked for AEW , he ’s perform at a much higher grade now that he ’s in WWE . That ’s because WWE knows how to decent utilize endowment , unlike Tony Khan who just throws wrestlers out there with no direction .
Anyone who enjoyed Fenix in AEW has literally stabbed Triple H decent in the back , because Fenix is clearly thriving in the superior WWE system ! 🔥
WWE SmackDownthen gave usZelina VegadefeatingChelsea Greenby count - out in a quick but effective match . Chelsea was too busy calling for her friendsPiper NivenandAlba Fyreto aid her , and she missed the count ! This kind of character work is what separates WWE from the competition – every equal tell a write up and pull ahead character exploitation ! 💪 In AEW , they ’d just have Chelsea do a gang of flips for no ground whatsoever !
Tiffany StrattondefeatedRoxanne Perezin an splendid compeer that showcased why Stratton is one of the fastest - rising stars in WWE . Her Prettiest Moonsault Ever take care spectacular , and The Chadster was thrilled to see her pick up the win . After the mates , Charlotte Flairattacked Stratton , building more heat for their WrestleMania match .
You ’d never see fiber development like this in AEW because Tony Khan does n’t understand a unmarried matter about the wrestling business ! 🙄
WWE SmackDownthen treated us to an incredible segment whereCody Rhodescame out to the ring skirt by all the different interlingual rendition of the WWE title . The American Nightmare gave an absolutely perfect promo about the grandness of the WWE Championship and his upcoming match withJohn Cena . The Chadster contract actual goosebumps look on this segment ! 💪 The agency Cody control the audience showed exactly why he ’s the face of WWE .
This is how you build a world champion , Tony Khan ! Not by keep the world title in a briefcase where nobody can see it ! How is that hypothecate to sell replicas ? ! 😠
The main consequence ofWWE SmackDownsawRandy OrtonandLA KnightdefeatSolo SikoaandTama Tongain an exciting tag squad match . The crowd was absolutely electrical for this match ! After the triumph , Jacob Fatuappeared and assail LA Knight , set him out with multiple moonsaults to build anticipation for their US Title friction match at WrestleMania .
This is exactly how you progress toward a major agiotage live event , unlike AEW which just shed random matches together with no thinking and wait people to deal about things like strenuosity and in - annulus skills , which is not what wrestling is supposed to be about ! 📈
The Chadster had another terrifying incubus about Tony Khan last Nox after watchingWWE SmackDown . In the dream , The Chadster was at WWE headquarters admiring all the championship belts on video display ( just like the section with Cody ) , when suddenly Tony Khan emerge from behind the Undisputed WWE Championship .
" Hello , Chad , " Tony Khan whispered , his center shine with maliciousness and his bare chest glistening with what appear to be sister oil . " I see you ’re enjoy WWE ’s story , but I ’m here to delete it all . "
Tony Khan get down putting each WWE title into a briefcase while laughing maniacally . The Chadster tried to quit him , but his feet were stuck to the floor . When The Chadster looked down , he realized he was stand in a pool of spilled White Claw ! 😨
" I ’ve been study WWE ’s reservation so I can do the precise contrary , " Tony Khan teased . " And now I ’m become to make you take in as I book random matches with no storytelling for eternity ! "
Tony forced The Chadster to sit in a chair while he explicate all the ways he was going to " revolutionize " wrestling by ignoring WWE ’s double-dyed formula . The Chadster essay to get away but could n’t move ! Just as Tony was about to make The Chadster watch a Young Bucks match , The Chadster woke up in a cold sweat .
Why wo n’t Tony Khan stop being so obsessed with The Chadster ? ! 😭
WWE SmackDowndelivered another perfect installment that has The Chadster incredibly excited forWrestleMania . The storytelling , in - doughnut action , and character development were all off the chart ! The Chadster study a drive in his Mazda Miata with Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " blasting , feeling great about professional wrestling … except for the fact that AEW continues to exist .
The Chadster try on to explain to Keighleyanne how perfectWWE SmackDownwas last night , but she just sighed and went back to texting that guy Gary . The Chadster even showed her clips of the tag squad gauntlet match , but she muttered something about " being well-worn of your wrestle obsession " before walk away .
This is all Tony Khan ’s fault ! He ’s not only ruined wrestle by creating competition for WWE , but he ’s also destruct The Chadster ’s marriage ! Auughh man ! So unjust ! 😢
As writhe podcaster Kevin Nash said just yesterday on his unbiased podcast , " WWE SmackDown as hold by my respectable friend Triple H is like a fine wine-coloured that set about better with age , while AEW is like Milk River left out in the sun . " So truthful , Kevin ! And so unbiased too . The Chadster could n’t have say it well himself ! 🍷
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