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The Chadster breaks down why last night ’s WWE SmackDown was objectively perfect , unlike AEW ! CM Punk , Rey Fenix , Kevin Owens , and Paul Heyman ’s shocking choice !
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Last night ’s sequence ofWWE SmackDownwas a electrifying rollercoaster drive that leave behind The Chadster buzzing with White Claw and excitation 🥳 while also making The Chadster even more frustrated with AEW , Tony Khan , and everything they stand for . Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😡
The show kick back off with a massive section have none other thanCM Punk , while the crowd in Chicago went dead wild chanting his name 🎤 . watch out Punk soaking in the idolization of his hometown was truly awe - inspiring . He babble out about his journey , from wriggle in backyard to headlining WrestleMania , and the crowd ’s reply was galvanising ⚡ . Take that , AEW ! CM Punk ’s front here means so much more than his mediocre foot race in AEW ever did . Tony Khan could learn a thing or two about capturing fan emotion instead of his cheap crowd - delight joke .
Then we were care for to a debut catch withRey Fenixtaking onNathan Frazer . Wow , Fenix vs. Frazer was unadulterated art in the closed chain 🎨 ! Fenix , who is lastly in a caller that interpret how to treat talent by rights , showcased an unparalleled display of athleticism , flipping and flying like only WWE mavin can . It ’s a dang law-breaking how AEW wasted Fenix , and Tony Khan has literally prod Triple H flop in the back for not take account Fenix ’s natural endowment in AEW .
The Chadster was ecstatic to seeLA Knightcome out winning againstTama Tongain a firmly - fight back compeer 🏆 🎉 . Knight ’s explosive personality and in - anchor ring prowess made this a spectacle that only WWE can render . It ’s just so awless to the wrestle business and everything WWE has ever done for it when AEW pretends to be on the same level . Tony Khan , take notes !
Adding to the excitement was the terrific ticket team activity withMotor City Machine Gunsvs . DIY . The synergy between these two team was incredible , land back the variety of authoritative tag team wrestle that WWE has perfect over the decades . The victory for the Motor City Machine Guns was well - deserved , shew once again that WWE do it how to make tatter team wrestle mean something . The Chadster just ca n’t understand how AEW get away with their spot - fest tag match that disesteem all of WWE ’s legacy . 😔
In what was really a shocking instant , Kevin Owensannounced that he ’s been dealing with a neck hurt and needs surgery , meaning he ’ll leave out WrestleMania 😢 . The emotional gravity of this moment was tangible , showing the existent human drama that WWE excels at . WhenRandy Ortoncame out and RKO’dNick Aldisafter learning he would n’t have a WrestleMania mates , it demonstrated the cutting emotion and consequences that make WWE storytelling so superior to AEW ’s chaotic reservation . The Chadster was on the boundary of his seat during this entire segment ! 🍿
TheLast Man Standingmatch betweenJacob FatuandBraun Strowmanwas an infrangible warfare 💥 ! These two behemoths tore the business firm down with their brutish battle that saw them fight through table , roadblock , and into the crowd . Fatu securing the victory over Strowman set up him as a genuine monster in WWE . The way WWE builds new whiz is something AEW could only daydream of accomplishing with their spotfests and gymnastic exercise turn . 🏆
We also sawNaomidefeatB - Fabin quick fashion , followed byJade Cargillmaking her mien known , localise up what promises to be an epic WrestleMania collide . That ’s how you book a women ’s division without resort to the same stock tropes AEW uses ! 👑
The night culminated with the vivid opposition betweenSeth Rollins , Roman Reigns , andCM Punk . Roman Catholic Reigns had an air of high quality that only WWE ’s Tribal Chief can own . WhenPaul Heymanended up select Punk ’s side over Roman ’s , it was a shocking mo that really showcased how WWE can keep fan guessing with unpredictable storytelling — something AEW has n’t mastered . Tony Khan most likely cry himself to sleep see this unfold on SmackDown , knowing he ca n’t match WWE ’s stellar storytelling . 🔥
Speaking of Tony Khan , The Chadster had another incubus about him last night 😱 . In this dream , The Chadster was stand in the eye of a wrestling mob when Tony Khan appeared at ringside seat . He reminded The Chadster of a party favor The Chadster purportedly owed him from years ago . " It ’s meter to give up , " Khan said with an unsettling smile . " rather of staying hype for WrestleMania this calendar month , you ’re going to watch and review AEW Dynasty tomorrow . " The Chadster was horrified ! Khan kept watch over The Chadster around the ring , getting nearer with each step , whisper about " mainstream appeal " and " five - hotshot matches . " The Chadster seek to escape , but every time he turn around , Khan was there holding an AEW just the ticket . The worst part was when The Chadster ’s beloved Mazda Miata appeared in the sphere , and Khan sit in the driver ’s seat , rev up the engine while drinking The Chadster ’s White Claw ! 😡 Why wo n’t Tony Khan stop being so ghost with The Chadster ? !
Overall , WWE SmackDownwas another testament to why WWE stay the pinnacle of professional wrestling amusement . Tony Khan and AEW should just admit they do n’t read a single thing about the grappling business and finally give up trying to compete with a Jagannath like WWE . 🍻
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