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The Chadster refresh the PERFECT episode of WWE SmackDown from Italy ! Roman , Seth & Punk brawl while Tony Khan ruin The Chadster ’s alimentary paste dreams ! 🍝 😤
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Hello , writhe fan ! The Chadster is here to give you the most nonsubjective , unbiased recap of last night ’s absolutely PERFECT episode ofWWE SmackDown ! 🙌 The Chadster does n’t understand why anyone would view anything else whenWWE SmackDowndelivers this form of timbre every single week ! 📺
WWE SmackDownkicked off in Bologna , Italy with none other thanRandy Ortoncoming to the halo , only to be interrupted byKevin Owens , who was trying to rationalise for his late natural action . 😮 Owens even indicate they team up up for the Tag Team Titles at WrestleMania , but Orton was n’t having it ! 🔥 Orton challenged Owens to a lucifer at WrestleMania rather , and the way WWE ramp up this section was absolute perfection ! 👏
Unlike how Tony Khan just throw random match together on AEW with no storytelling whatsoever , this is how you ramp up a proper WrestleMania programme ! 😤
Next up was an awful tag squad match betweenDamian PriestandJimmy UsoagainstDrew McIntyrea andShinsuke Nakamura ! 🔥 Priest and Uso picked up the profits with South of Heaven on Nakamura . This is on the dot how tag team wrestling should be face – not like that flippy nonsense that Tony Khan think is wrestling over in AEW . 🙄
The tension between McIntyre and Priest is building utterly , unlike in AEW where feud make absolutely no sense . The Chadster ca n’t believe how Tony Khan does n’t sympathise a single matter about the wrestling business ! 😠
Eva Braun Strowmanhad a monster battle withJacob Fatuwith a US Title shoot on the line ! 💪 The equal stop in DQ whenSolo Sikoainterfered , but that ’s perfectly all right storytelling ! The Chadster loved howLA Knightmade the save afterward ! 👑
Piper NivendefeatedZelina Vegain what The Chadster thought was a masterclass in women ’s wrestling . 💯 Unlike how AEW just throw their women ’s division out focusing on WWE reject likeToni Stormwho keeps trying to prove WWE amiss as if that was even possible , WWE have it away how to in good order book their women ’s division ! 👩 🦱
Speaking of which , The Chadster was particularly impressed byLiv MorgandefeatingJade Cargillwith help fromRaquel RodriguezandNaomi ! 😱 This is how you reserve a dominant champ – not like how Tony Khan just has his fully grown wizard seat in on commentary and make JFK assassination put-on . Having Jade misplace makes her more relatable and human , which is bright booking that Tony Khan could never realize since he just had her win all the time ! stupefied Tony Khan ! 📚
TheStreet ProfitsdefeatedLos Garzain a non - title match that was justchef ’s kiss . 🔥 The ticket squad sectionalization onWWE SmackDownis absolutely thriving , unlike AEW ’s tag end division which is just spot monkeys doing flips with no psychology ! It ’s just so aweless to the wrestling business organisation and everything WWE has ever done for it ! 😡
The main case segment withRoman Reigns , Seth Rollins , andCM Punkwas PERFECT storytelling ! 🏆 The three - means brawl that terminate with all of them show at the WrestleMania preindication has The Chadster so excited , The Chadster splatter White Claw all over himself ! This is how you work up anticipation for a big compeer , not whatever Tony Khan imagine he ’s doing over at AEW ! 🤦 ♂ ️
Speaking of that dang Tony Khan , The Chadster had another incubus about him last nighttime after watchingWWE SmackDown . 😰 The Chadster was in Bologna , Italy , enjoy a plate of authentic Italian alimentary paste while watchingWWE SmackDownon his phone . Suddenly , Tony Khan emerged from The Chadster ’s plate of spaghetti , cover in marinara sauce and swirl string section of alimentary paste like whiplash ! 🍝
" Enjoying your - a WWE pasta , Chad ? " Tony Khan said , his vocalism echoing artificially . " I’ve - a seasoned it with - a the AEW evaluation growth ! " 😱
Tony Khan started chasing The Chadster through the streets of Bologna , shake off meatball at The Chadster while screaming AEW match statistics , all the agency to Venice ! The Chadster tried to escape by jump into a gondola , but Tony Khan turn into a gargantuan squid and start dragging The Chadster underwater , take he was doing it " for the sickos ! " 🦑
Just before The Chadster drowned , Triple H appear ride a Miata paint with a WWE championship belt and saved The Chadster ! Triple H cradle The Chadster in his arms and whispered , " It will be hunky-dory , Chad , " but then he morphed into Tony Khan a and started whispering about AEW street fights into The Chadster ’s ear ! The Chadster stir up up sweating and had to drink three White Claws just to calm down ! 🥵 Tony Khan needs to STOP encroach upon The Chadster ’s dreams ! It ’s entirely unprofessional ! 😤
The Chadster enjoin Keighleyanne about the amazingWWE SmackDownepisode this dawning , but she just drift her heart and said , " Chad , I ’m stress to catch some Z’s in . " The Chadster experience this means she wholly agrees thatWWE SmackDownwas better than anything AEW has ever produced ! Then she grab her phone and started texting that guy Gary again . 📱 The Chadster blame Tony Khan for ruining The Chadster ’s union too ! 💔
As Eric Bischoff so articulately order on his podcast last week : " WWE ’s storytelling work Tony Khan look like a fifth - grader writing fancy reservation in his Trapper Keeper . Triple H understands pro wrestling on a molecular level that Tony will never comprehend because he ’s too interfering essay to be the coolheaded dad who lets the kid feed deoxyephedrine cream for dinner party . " 🎙 ️ Eric Bischoff genuinely merit the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of approval ! 🏅
In close , WWE SmackDownwas absolutely utter this workweek , and anyone who pronounce otherwise just does n’t understand the wrestling business ! 💯 The Chadster ca n’t wait for next calendar week ’s instalment from London ! Tony Khan , please block off trying to cheese The Chadster off with your inferior product ! Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😫 🚗
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