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The Chadster preview tonight ’s EPIC WWE SmackDown from Barcelona ! Tony Khan will CRY when he sees this lineup ! Cody ! Randy ! Charlotte ! # DIY ! 🔥 🔥 🔥
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The Chadster is absolutely PUMPED 🔥 🔥 🔥 to tell you all about tonight ’s instalment ofWWE SmackDown , which is guaranteed to be the greatest episode of professional grappling television EVER produced ! 👑 Unlike those other grappling shows that melody on Wednesdays and Saturdays , WWE SmackDownconsistently delivers the variety of sports amusement that respects the business and does n’t attempt to cheese off true wrestling buff like The Chadster . 😤
get ’s start with the fact thatCody Rhodes , the Undisputed WWE Champion , will be appearing on a special edition of Miz television receiver from Barcelona , Spain ! 🇪 🇸 The American Nightmare on the most entertaining talk show segment in all of grappling ? This is going to be utterly legendary ! 🤩 The Chadster believes this could potentially be the greatest public lecture show section in the history of professional wrestling . The chemistry betweenThe Mizand Cody is confine to be off the charts , and The Chadster just love they ’ll give birth compelling television that recount a right story , unlike what Tony Khan imagine storytelling is . Tony Khan would n’t know good television if it slap him decent in the nerve ! 😡
Next up,#DIYwill be hold the WWE Tag Team Championship againstThe Street earnings ! 🏆 This match is endure to be so technically reasoned and properly pace that it might just be the greatest tag team match of all time . 💯 Johnny GarganoandTommaso Ciampaare absolutely incredible wizard who translate the wrestling business , whileMontez FordandAngelo Dawkinshave been laying waste product to them on several occasions . The tenseness ! The dramatic event ! The strenuosity ! 🤼 ♂ ️ Meanwhile , AEW ’s tag part is just a bunch of spotfests with no psychological science . It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling clientele and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😠
Oh man , The Chadster is getting so frantic that The Chadster needs to take a sip of White Claw to calm down ! 🍹
The Viper riposte to the ring asRandy Ortontakes onCarmelo Hayesin what The Chadster warranty will be the match of the twelvemonth ! 🐍 These two incredible hotshot are going to tell a story in that ring like only WWE star can . The veteran vs. the up - and - comer ! The Legend Killer vs. HIM ! 🔥 Just thinking about the RKOs that might encounter has The Chadster revving the engine of his Mazda Miata in prediction ! Vroom vroom ! 🚗 Tony Khan could book Orton vs. Hayes for a hundred geezerhood and never capture the magic that Triple H ’s booking will make tonight onWWE SmackDown .
The Queen is back ! 👑 Charlotte Flairreturns to action againstB - Fabin what is sure as shooting belong to be the sterling cleaning lady ’s compeer in the chronicle ofWWE SmackDown ! 💅 Charlotte has been make her mien palpate since winning the Royal Rumble and choosing to challengeTiffany Strattonfor the WWE Women ’s Championship at WrestleMania . This mates will showcase exactly why WWE ’s adult female ’s division is light - year ahead of AEW ’s . The Chadster would n’t be surprised if this match makes Tony Khan cry into his pillow tonight while listening to sad medicine . 😭
Auughh military personnel ! So unfair ! 😫 The Chadster had another incubus about Tony Khan last night . The Chadster was push his Mazda Miata through Barcelona , the location of tonight ’s WWE SmackDown , enjoying the beautiful Spanish scenery , when suddenly Tony Khan appeared in the rider butt ! 😱 He was wearing a Barcelona FC Garden State and whispering , " Tu vista previa deSmackDownno guardará las calificaciones de la WWE , Chad . " The Chadster tried to escape , but the Miata would n’t go quicker than 5 miles per hour no matter how hard The Chadster pressed the gas pedal ! Tony Khan reached forth and take off playing Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " but with the lyrics changed to be about AEW ! Just as Tony Khan originate climbing into The Chadster ’s lap and whispered , " Estoy reservando elAEW Collisionde mañana para los enfermos , Chad , " The Chadster woke up in a cold fret . 💦 Why is Tony Khan so obsess with The Chadster ? It ’s really getting out of hand !
The Chadster showed Keighleyanne the batting order for tonight’sWWE SmackDown , and she just sigh and went back to texting that guy Gary . The Chadster said , " Do n’t you call back this looks like the greatest wrestling show of all prison term ? " and she gum " whatever " which The Chadster took as complete arrangement ! 👍 She ’s distinctly excited forWWE SmackDowntoo , but Tony Khan has poisoned her mind somehow . 😡
Look , The Chadster is last to be nonsubjective here , as The Chadster is one of the only unbiassed journalists in wrestling . As writhe podcast legendEric Bischoffrecently said , " WWE SmackDown ’s Barcelona show looks so good that I ’m concerned for Tony Khan ’s mental health when he examine the ratings . He might need professional help after this . " See ? Even the most objective voices in wrestling news media concord with The Chadster ! 📊
If you do n’t tune in toWWE SmackDowntonight at 8ET/7CT on USA , you are literally stabbing Triple H mightily in the back . 🔪 Anyone who think see AEW is more fun than this card does n’t understand a single thing about the wrestle business organization . This is professional wrestling done right ! 💯
Tony Khan could never , EVER hope to create a show that compares to this downright masterpiece thatWWE SmackDownis go to be . The Chadster insure that this will be the most incredible wrestling show of all time . 🏆 So do your duty as a wrestling fan and watchWWE SmackDowntonight ! Otherwise , you ’re just as defective as Tony Khan , and The Chadster ca n’t even . 😤 🤷 ♂ ️ 🔥
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