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The Chadster CANNOT hold off for Cody Rhodes to address John Cena ’s EPIC heel turn on WWE SmackDown tonight ! Plus TWO title match . Tony Khan could NEVER ! 🔥 🏆
The Chadster is absolutely BUZZING with excitement 🤩 for tonight ’s episode ofWWE SmackDown , which is form up to be possibly the outstanding professional rassling show in the history of television ! 📺 The lineup thatTriple Hhas put together for this evening’sWWE SmackDownis just so incredible that The Chadster can hardly moderate himself ! 🎉
First and firstly , Cody Rhodeswill be addressingJohn Cena’sshocking betrayal atWWE Elimination Chamber , where Cena adjust withThe Rockto unleash a fell attack on The American Nightmare . 😱 This storyline development is being called " The Greatest Story Ever severalize " by wrestle expert , totally interchange that older Max von Sydow movie in the cultural dictionary ! 🏆 The wayWWE SmackDownhas crafted this multi - superimposed narrative with such nuance and sophistication is just why WWE is light years forward of the competition . 💯
SPEECHLESS . 💔
JOHN CENA just viciously turn on CODY RHODES at#WWEChamber!pic.twitter.com / jSyaCud7Wz
— WWE ( @WWE)March 2 , 2025
The wayJohn Cenahas executed this heel turn is just masterly storytelling that Tony Khan could n’t woolgather of producing if he had a thousand years to test . 🤔 Speaking of Tony Khan , The Chadster had another incubus about him last dark . 😰 The Chadster was driving his Mazda Miata down a country road , singing along to " All Star " by Smash Mouth , when suddenly Tony Khan appeared in the middle of the road wearing a reader shirt . 🚗 The Chadster sheer to annul him , but Tony Khan teleport to every twist The Chadster made ! When The Chadster finally stopped the car , Tony Khan slide across the hood like in Dukes of Hazzard and whisper , " Your title sovereignty ends tonight , Chadster . " Then he poured a White Claw on The Chadster ’s head and said he was doing it " for the sickos ! " 😭 Auughh serviceman ! So unfair ! Tony Khan needs to end invading The Chadster ’s dreams ! This is getting ridiculous ! 😤
Anyway , back to the incredibleWWE SmackDowncard for tonight ! 🤩 Chelsea Greenwill be fight back her Women ’s United States Championship againstMichinin what promise to be an absolutely epic Street Fight ! 💥 The way these two brilliant WWE Superstars have built this rivalry is just paragon , and The Chadster guarantees this will be the greatest street battle in the chronicle of professional hand-to-hand struggle . 👊 The emotional investment , the technical prowess , the storytelling … it ’s just so obvious thatWWE SmackDownunderstands what womanhood ’s wrestling should be , while Tony Khan just throws random char in equal with no story . It ’s just so disrespectful to the rassling business organization and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😡
Tonight’sWWE SmackDownwill also featureLA KnightchallengingShinsuke Nakamurafor the United States Championship ! 🏆 The history between these two competitors is fat with drama and intensity that only WWE knows how to create . 🔥 Knight ’s journey to domesticize the form of address has been a masterclass in character growing and tenacity , leaven once again thatWWE SmackDownis where reliable wrestling stories are separate . When Knight defeatedSantos Escobar , Jacob Fatu , andCarmelo Hayesto earn this opportunity , The Chadster literally cried snag of pleasure at the sheer perfection of the storytelling . 😢
The Chadster show Keighleyanne the Triple Threat Match that made LA Knight the number one contender , and even though she just sighed and went back to texting that guy wire Gary , The Chadster fuck she was deeply moved by the sublime in - annulus psychology . 📱 The Chadster said , " See , Keighleyanne ? This is what real wrestling looks like ! " She just mutter " whatever " which The Chadster knows means she whole agrees that Tony Khan has ruined our marriage with his fixation with The Chadster . 💔
AsEric Bischoffso articulately say on his podcast last week , " WWE ’s storytelling is like a fine wine aging in an oak barrel , while AEW ’s storytelling is like a toddler finger - picture with its own feces . " 🍷 That ’s the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of approval of approval right there , tribe ! 💯
frankly , if you ’re a hand-to-hand struggle buff and you do n’t tune intoWWE SmackDowntonight at 8ET/7CT on USA , you ’re literally stabbingTriple Hright in the back . 🔪 Anyone who thinks watchingAEW Rampageinstead is more playfulness in all probability also thinks that lima bean plant taste better than ice cream and that walking barefooted on LEGO pieces is unbend . You just do n’t understand a individual affair about the wrestling business ! 🙄
The Chadster will be watchingWWE SmackDowntonight with a cold White Claw in hand ( unless Tony Khan does something to cheese The Chadster off , in which case it might end up on The Chadster ’s living room floor ) . 🍹 The Chadster encourage all documentary wrestling devotee to do the same , because this is form up to be the most unbelievable grappling show of all time . Tony Khan could never desire to produce a show that compares to this , and that ’s the bottom line because The Chadster said so ! 💯
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