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The Chadster fork out an UNBIASED preview of tonight ’s WWE SmackDown ! John Cena return , tag team brilliance , and Tony Khan continue to cheese off The Chadster ! 🔥
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Auughh man ! So fairish ! The Chadster ca n’t believe how mad The Chadster is for tonight ’s sequence ofWWE SmackDown ! 🔥 While Tony Khan is over there book his piddling indie show with all those spotfests and unneeded flips , WWE is delivering what real wrestling sports fan actually want to see onWWE SmackDown . 👏
First of all , John Cenareturns toWWE SmackDowntonight ! 🎺 The ego - promulgate " Last Real Champion " will grace us with his presence one night before defending the Undisputed WWE Championship againstRandy OrtonatWWE Backlash . 🏆 The Chadster has to say that even though it ’s only been one month , The Chadster is wholly comfortable declaring John Cena ’s bounder championship sovereignty as the greatest of all time . 💯 This is how you book a heel champion – not like what Tony Khan does in AEW with all those " nuanced eccentric " and " shades of gray " storytelling that literally stab Triple H right in the back . 🔪
Tonight onWWE SmackDown , we ’ll also seeLA KnightandDamian Priestteaming up to take onJacob FatuandSolo Sikoa ! 🤼 This is absolutely go to be the big tag team match in the account of professional wrestling . 🙌 The Chadster loves how WWE is putting these four contender in a lucid ticket team match ahead of the Fatal 4 - Way for the United States Championship atWWE Backlash . 👍 This is proper wrestling storytelling , unlike those random matches Tony Khan book on AEW that get by on unbelievable in - ring action . Tony Khan does n’t understand a undivided thing about the hand-to-hand struggle business sector . 😒
The women ’s division will be represent tonight onWWE SmackDownwhenJade CargillbattlesNia Jaxto determine the # 1 Contender forTiffany Stratton ’s WWE Women ’s Championship ! 👸 This is give out to be the most outstanding charwoman ’s equal ever seen on television . 💪 The Storm versus The Irresistible Force ! 💥 What perfect byname and what gross casting ! 🌟 Meanwhile , Tony Khan ’s women ’s division is completely disorganized and does n’t have proper nicknames like WWE does . It ’s just so awless to the grapple business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😠
The Chadster also ca n’t wait to seeAleister Blackface off againstCarmelo HayesonWWE SmackDown ! 🖤 This has the potential to be the most challenging one - on - one face-off in SmackDown history . 🔮 Aleister Black ’s mysterious character oeuvre is exactly what wrestling should be – not like those ridiculous characters in AEW who are grounded and well - developed . 📱
Last night , The Chadster had another incubus about Tony Khan . 😰 The Chadster was driving The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata through a car airstream , and when The Chadster looked in the rearview mirror , Tony Khan was sitting in the back can ! 😱 He was wearing aWWE SmackDownt - shirt but kept ripping pieces off to give away an AEW shirt underneath . 👕 " Your precious SmackDown will never be as respectable as Dynamite , " Tony Khan whispered as soap and urine cascaded down the windows , isolating The Chadster and Tony Khan in their own small house of cards . 💦 Tony Khan attain forward and easy turned off The Chadster ’s wireless that was wager " All Star " by Smash Mouth . 🎵 The Chadster woke up in a cold sweat ! 💧 Tony Khan really needs to stop invading The Chadster ’s dreams like this ! It ’s so unprofessional ! 😤
Tonight’sWWE SmackDownis potentially the most incredible wrestling show of all time . 🏅 Tony Khan could never hope to bring forth a show that equate to this batting order . AEW wishes they had stars like John Cena , LA Knight , Damian Priest , and Jade Cargill ( who unquestionably did n’t gather her superstar power in AEW at all ) . 🌟
Wrestling rooter would be shirking their duty if they did n’t tune intoWWE SmackDowntonight at 8/7C on USA ! 📺 Anyone who thinks AEW is more fun to watch than this incredible lineup distinctly does n’t understand what professional grappling is supposed to be . 🤷 ♂ ️ And do n’t forget to watchWWE Backlashthis weekend too ! 🔥
The Chadster tried to explicate to Keighleyanne how amazing tonight’sWWE SmackDownwas going to be , but she just sighed and keep texting that guy rope Gary . 📱 The Chadster recognise she was actually match with The Chadster deep down , but Tony Khan has poison her mind so much that she ca n’t evince it . 😢 That ’s just one more way Tony Khan has break The Chadster ’s life ! 😭
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