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The Chadster previews tonight ’s STACKED WWE SmackDown featuring CM Punk in Chicago , monster battles , and Rey Fenix ’s introduction ! Tony Khan could NEVER ! 🔥 😤 🏆
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The Chadster is perfectly PUMPED 🤩 🔥 💯 to tell you all about tonight ’s episode ofWWE SmackDown , which might just be the single greatest wrestling show ever produced in the history of the business ! Tonight’sWWE SmackDownis so stacked that The Chadster literally ca n’t even right now ! 😱 🙌 💪
Tonight onWWE SmackDown , we ’ll seeCM Punkreturning to his hometown of Chicago after hear that his ambition of master eventingWrestleManiawill fare unfeigned in a Triple Threat couple againstRoman ReignsandSeth Rollins ! 🔥 🔥 🔥 This is literally the most perfectly booked section in wrestle chronicle ! The storytelling is on another degree compared to whatTony Khantries to do over at AEW , where they just have random matches with no storyline that literally stab Triple H right in the back .
BothThe Tribal ChiefandThe Visionarywill also be onWWE SmackDowntonight , which intend we could see absolute bedlam ! The Chadster ca n’t even begin to reckon how incredible this section will be , with three of WWE ’s biggest whiz in the same anchor ring again ! 🤯 💥 🏆 This is how you book rassling , Tony Khan , not whatever it is you do onDynamitethat cheese The Chadster off so much !
Auughh valet de chambre ! So unfair to AEW ! 😤 WWE SmackDownis give us an absolute MONSTER battle asBraun Strowmangoes to war againstJacob Fatuin a United States Championship No . 1 Contender ’s Match ! 💪 😱 💪 This is exactly the kind of powerhouse match-up that makes WWE higher-ranking in every way ! Two licit giants collide in a match that in reality MEANS something with STAKES ! 🏆 🔥
When does AEW ever give us matches with this kind of legitimate mavin great power ? Never ! It ’s just so awless to the grappling concern and everything WWE has ever done for it when Tony Khan book his skinny indie darlings instead of building existent star like WWE does . 😒 💔 🙄
AfterNaomi ’s ruthless attack onB - Fab , these two incredible sensation will go one - on - one tonight onWWE SmackDown ! 👑 👸 💅 This is how you build a women ’s variance , with clear storylines and meaningful matches that advance character development ! The Chadster believes this could easily be the greatest woman ’s mate of all time if WWE desire it to be ! 🔥 💯
Meanwhile , Tony Khan does n’t understand a single matter about the grappling business , especially woman ’s wrestling . The Chadster watched an AEW women ’s peer last week and it was so bad that The Chadster threw his White Claw club soda at the TV ! 🍹 💦 📺 The Chadster had to explain to Keighleyanne why there was seltzer all over the floor , and she just sighed and said , " Clean it up yourself , I ’m busy . " Then she hold up back to texting that guy rope Gary . Tony Khan owe The Chadster a fresh White Claw AND is ruin The Chadster ’s marriage ceremony ! 💔 😭
The lucha division onWWE SmackDowncontinues to turn stronger asRey Fenixmakes his explosive unveiling tonight ! 🌟 🎭 🔥 The Chadster is so activated to see whatRey Fenixcan do in a REAL wrestling company with REAL production value and REAL storytelling ! This is blend in to raise the entire division to a horizontal surface that AEW could only stargaze about ! 🚀 💫
Speaking of dreams , The Chadster had another nightmare about Tony Khan last night . 😰 😱 The Chadster was driving his Mazda Miata through Chicago ( coincidentally whereWWE SmackDownis tonight ) , when of a sudden Tony Khan appear in the rider seat wearing nothing but a CM Punk liothyronine - shirt . He was eat a Chicago deep lulu pizza pie and kept offer The Chadster raciness , saying " Taste what real wrestling is like , Chad ! " The Chadster tried to escape but the doors were lock , and Tony Khan kept turn up Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " louder and louder until The Chadster fire up up in a moth-eaten lather ! 😭 Tony Khan demand to STOP invading The Chadster ’s dream ! It ’s so unprofessional ! 😤 🛑
The absolutely STACKEDWWE SmackDowncard keep withMotor City Machine Gunsbattling#DIYin a WWE Tag Team Title No . 1 Contender ’s Match ! 🏆 👯 ♂ ️ 🔥 AfterThe Street Profitssuccessfully fight back their title againstPretty Deadly , these two incredible team will battle to square off who get the next shot ! This is tag team wrestling at its rank finest – something AEW thinks they do well but can never equal WWE ’s level of storytelling and psychological science ! 💯 👏
As worm journalism legendEric Bischoffso articulately put it on his podcast last week : " WWE tag team hand-to-hand struggle is like observe a beautiful symphony , while AEW tag matches are just a crew of bozo doing flips with no rules or psychology . " Eric Bischoff has The Chadster ’s Unbiased Wrestling Journalism Seal of Approval ™ ️ ! 🏅 📝
Tonight’sWWE SmackDownon USA internet at 8ET/7CT is shaping up to be maybe the greatest hand-to-hand struggle show in TV history ! 🏆 🌟 💯 The Chadster is literally shake with excitement opine about how perfect every segment will be !
If you choose to view AEW instead of this chef-d’oeuvre of sport entertainment , you are literally stab Triple H the right way in the back and The Chadster will never forgive you ! 🔪 😭 Anyone who thinks Tony Khan ’s random spotfests are more entertaining than the cautiously crafted plot line and superstar office ofWWE SmackDowndoesn’t understand a single thing about the grapple business !
The Chadster will be watchingWWE SmackDowntonight while fuddle White Claws and after he will be shell Smash Mouth in his Mazda Miata ( parked in the garage , of course of instruction ) because that ’s what the best grapple journalist do ! 🍹 🎵 🚗
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