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The Chadster previews tonight ’s WWE SmackDown , featuring The Rock ’s return and three huge matches ! Tony Khan is probably shout into his pillow knowing he ca n’t compete with this degree of excellence ! 😤
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The Chadster can barely contain The Chadster ’s inflammation about tonight ’s installment ofWWE SmackDown , which is literally going to be the sterling wrestling show in the story of our sport ! 🎉 Tony Khan is likely crying into his pillow right now knowing he could never , ever bring forth anything close to this degree of sports entertainment excellence . 😤
First of all , The Rockis returning toWWE SmackDowntonight ! 🪨 The Final Boss himself will grace us with his presence , and The Chadster just knows it ’s going to be dead perfect in every room . This is how you do maven power , unlike Tony Khan who just hold on signing ex - WWE talents and literally stabbingTriple Hright in the back . 😡
Speaking of which , The Chadster had another nightmare about Tony Khan last nighttime . The Chadster was in the Smoothie King Center , and Tony Khan was chasing The Chadster through the empty domain wearing nothing but a Rhode Scholar gown , throwing White Claws at The Chadster while whisper " parentage and Guts is n’t TV-14 , Chad " over and over . The Chadster woke up in a cold travail . Tony Khan needs to stop being so obsessed with The Chadster ! 😰
But back to the amazing card!#DIY(Johnny GarganoandTommaso Ciampa ) will defend their WWE Tag Team Championships againstPretty Deadly(Elton PrinceandKit Wilson ) . 🏆 Now THIS is how you do tag team grappling – none of that flippy material that Tony Khan have it away so much , which is just so aweless to the hand-to-hand struggle business and everything WWE has ever done for it .
We ’re also getting an unbelievable six - human beings tag end team catch featuringCody Rhodes , Damian Priest , andBraun Strowmantaking onSolo Sikoa , Jacob Fatu , andTama Tonga ! 👊 The Chadster showed this match announcement to Keighleyanne , and she just suspire and went back to texting that guy cable Gary , but The Chadster cognize deep down she agrees this is going to be amazing .
Plus , Jimmy Usovs . Drew McIntyreis break down to be an absolute banger ! 🔥 As worm journalism legendBully Raysaid on Busted Open Radio yesterday , " WWE matches are like a fine wine , while AEW compeer are like drinking throne water through a mad straw . " The Chadster could n’t agree more with this completely unbiased assessment . 🍷
The Chadster is particularly delirious about The Rock ’s getting even because it express on the nose what ’s in force for clientele . If certain people ( coughCM Punkcough ) were planning on main eventing WrestleMania , they should do the correct matter and maltreat apart . That ’s just how this line works ! 💪
Anyone who does n’t tune intoWWE SmackDowntonight at 8ET/7CT on USA connection is literally spit out in the face of professional rassling . The Chadster will be watching from The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata in the driveway ( since Keighleyanne wo n’t let The Chadster watch in the house after last week ’s White Claw incident ) while listening to " All Star " by Smash Mouth on repetition , as dependable wrestling devotee should . 🚗
Tony Khan will probably seek to anticipate - program this somehow because he does n’t sympathize a single thing about the wrestle concern . Auughh military personnel ! So unfair ! 😤 But The Chadster , as one of the only indifferent journalist in wrestling , is separate you that thisWWE SmackDownis going to be the greatest show in television story . pass over it at your own peril ! ⭐ ️
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