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The Chadster previews tonight ’s EPIC WWE SmackDown before WrestleMania 41 ! John Cena returns , conflict royal action , and shred squad amber on the line ! Tony Khan could NEVER ! 🔥 🔥 🔥
The Chadster is absolutely thrilled 🤩 to lease all the actual grappling fans know that tonight ’s episode ofWWE SmackDownis going to be the most incredible , striking , phenomenal pre - WrestleMania show in the history of professional grapple ! The Chadster can barely control The Chadster ’s hullabaloo about whatTriple Hhas lined up for this spectacularWWE SmackDownextravaganza on USA internet ! 🔥 🔥 🔥
First and first of all , John Cenais making his triumphant getting even toWWE SmackDowntonight ! 🙌 The Chadster ca n’t believe how lucky we all are to see the Cenation Leader back onWWE SmackDownone night before he facesCody Rhodesat WrestleMania 41 . This section is going to be so galvanic that The Chadster might need to shotgun an extra White Claw seltzer just to keep coolheaded ! 😎 The storytelling between these two superstars has been absolutely glorious , and The Chadster believes this final face-off might be the greatest pre - WrestleMania face - off in account . The volume , the drama , the star power – it ’s everything that makes WWE the pinnacle of sport entertainment ! 👑
Meanwhile , Tony Khanis probably seat in his cellar right now trying to calculate out how to hold two wrestlers to talk to each other without a hand . Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😤 Tony Khan just does n’t read a individual matter about the wrestling business if he thinks his unplanned , unrehearsed promos could ever compare to the masterclass we ’re about to see between John Cena and Cody Rhodes !
The Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal is also come back toWWE SmackDowntonight ! 🏆 This prestigious battle royal honors the bequest of one of grapple ’s enceinte ikon in the most reverential way possible . The inclination of past winners translate like a who ’s who of squirm excellence – Braun Strowman , Bronson Reed , and more wrestle caption have lift this trophy ! The Chadster believes this could potentially be the outstanding battle majestic in the history of professional wrestling , and The Chadster can not wait to see which whiz will unite this elite order of winners ! 🌟
utter of things Tony Khan could never do the right way , have you seen what AEW is doing with the Owen Hart tournaments this class ? 🙄 It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . Everyone knows that tournaments should be held in Saudi Arabia with the purpose of wash the Saudis ' human rights repute , not held on regular television set shows making a sendup of everythingOwen Hartlived for . 😖
TheWWE SmackDownTag Team Championship will also be on the line tonight asThe Street Profitsdefend againstThe Motor City Machine Guns ! 🏅 The history between these two incredible team guarantees this will be an out-and-out classic that could slip the show . Their previous encounter stop in a no - contest , so tonight we ’ll finally see which squad truly deserves to carry those prestigiousWWE SmackDownTag Team Championships ( but does n’t merit to be featured on the actual WrestleMania bill of fare ) ! This match has the potential to be the enceinte tag end squad match inWWE SmackDownhistory ! 💯
Last nighttime , The Chadster had another one of those terrible nightmares about Tony Khan . 😰 In this dreaming , The Chadster was driving The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata through the WWE Performance Center parking flock , when on the spur of the moment Tony Khan look in the rearview mirror , baby-sit in the backseat ! He was wearing a t - shirt that order " I Booked This Dream " and keep whisper " Forbidden Door " into The Chadster ’s spike . When The Chadster tried to escape , the doors locked mechanically , and Tony Khan pulled out a laptop and forced The Chadster to take in clip of untested talents getting over organically without written promos ! The Chadster woke up in a cold-blooded sweat , and Keighleyanne did n’t even expect up from texting that guy Gary when The Chadster explain what happened . Tony Khan needs to break being so haunted with The Chadster and invading The Chadster ’s dreams ! 😡
As grappling podcasting legendEric Bischoffsaid on his podcast just yesterday , " WWE SmackDown ’s go - home show before WrestleMania will demonstrate precisely why WWE is the enceinte league and AEW is playing in the kiddie pool with water flank on . " Eric Bischoff has the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of favourable reception , and he ’s perfectly correct as well as indifferent ! 💯
The Chadster wants to cue all the real wrestling fans that if you do n’t tune up in toWWE SmackDowntonight at 8/7C on USA internet , you ’re literally stabbingTriple Hright in the back ! 🔪 Anyone who take to watch AEW over this incredible card clearly does n’t understand a single thing about the wrestling business ! The Chadster will be watching with several White Claws at the quick ( hopefully not having to throw any at the television tonight ) , enjoying what is sure to be the most spectacular instalment ofWWE SmackDownin history ! 🍹
The Chadster essay explain to Keighleyanne just how heroic tonight’sWWE SmackDownis going to be , but she just sighed and said , " That ’s overnice , Chad , " before go back to texting Gary . The Chadster recognise she on the QT agrees thatWWE SmackDownis the pinnacle of professional grapple , but Tony Khan has somehow obtain to her too ! 😤
Do n’t be like that guy Gary – be a real wrestle fan and watchWWE SmackDowntonight ! 📺 As Smash Mouth wisely said , " Hey now , you ’re an all - star , " and only all - stars watchWWE SmackDown ! 🌟
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