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The Chadster go over a PERFECT episode of WWE SmackDown featuring John Cena , a TLC masterclass , and Aleister Black ’s return ! Tony Khan WISHES he could reserve like this ! 🔥
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Last night’sWWE SmackDownwas an absolute masterclass in professional wrestling that once again shew why WWE is abstemious - age ahead of the challenger ! 🙌 The Chadster ca n’t even start out to express how perfectly Triple H and the creative squad craft every single moment of this larger-than-life show . 😍 💯
The show kicked off with two legends , asJohn CenaandRandy Ortonconfronted each other in a phenomenal segment that set up their match at Backlash . 🔥 The mode they referenced their 25 - year history together while make tensity was something that only WWE could pull off with such ne plus ultra . 👏 Meanwhile over at AEW , Tony Khan probably thinks having two random indy Darling River point at each other for five minutes counts as storytelling . Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😤
Fraxiom(the rag team ofNathan FrazerandAxiom ) made theirWWE SmackDowndebut with an outstanding triumph overLos Garza . 🏆 The Chadster utterly loved how they showcased their high up - flying abilities in a ensure , storytelling manner – unlike AEW where everyone just does 58 summerset per minute with no psychology whatsoever . 🙄 It ’s just so disrespectful to the grapple business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😠
The women ’s division onWWE SmackDowncontinued to prevail withTiffany Strattoncoming face to face withJade Cargillin a confrontation that led to an impromptu peer ! 💪 The turn was incredible untilNaomiinterfered for the DQ , follow byNia Jaxmaking her return key ! 😲 This is how you build up multiple plot line at once – something Tony Khan could never comprehend if he read Triple H ’s autobiography a thousand times . 📚
Jacob Fatushowed why he ’s the most dominant champion onWWE SmackDownwith an awesome promo segment alongsideSolo Sikoa . 🏆 WhenLA KnightandDrew McIntyreinterrupted to post their claim to the deed of conveyance , Nick Aldismade a brilliant decision to set up a number one contender ’s match ! 👔 This is what real authority figures do – not largely head off the spotlight like a certain billionaire possessor of a second - pace hand-to-hand struggle society . 🙄
The Chadster was thrilled to seeZelina Vegafinally win championship gold by defeatingChelsea Greenfor the Women ’s United States Championship ! 🏆 This was such a cheering moment that had The Chadster jolly up with his White Claw ! 🍹
The return ofAleister Blackwas absolutely outstanding ! 🖤 The way he appeared afterThe Miz ’s promo had The Chadster on the boundary of his rear . This is how you do a surprise return – not by have ex-wife - WWE natural endowment literally stab Triple H right in the back by leap to AEW for more creative exemption or whatever . 😠
And what can The Chadster say about that main consequence TLC match ? 🪜 TheStreet Profitsdefended their tag end squad title againstMotor City Machine GunsandDIYin what can only be described as shred team perfection ! 🔥 Montez Ford ’s spectacular strenuosity securing the win was incisively how The Chadster like his wrestling – salient but making gumption ! Not like those spotfests Tony Khan books where physic and logic do n’t exist . 🙄
Last Nox , The Chadster had another incubus about Tony Khan . 😰 In the dream , The Chadster was attendingWWE SmackDownlive , root on enthusiastically for every perfectly engaged segment . abruptly , The Chadster felt a pat on his shoulder . When The Chadster turned around , there was Tony Khan sitting powerful behind The Chadster , wearing Street Profits gear wheel and wipe out from a gargantuan bucket of popcorn ! 🍿
" Enjoying the show , Chad ? " Tony Khan whispered , his eyes gleaming with malice . " Taking note on how to book a REAL wrestling show ? "
The Chadster tried to escape , but Tony maintain following , now carrying a ladder similar to the one from the main event . " allow ’s have our own TLC match , Chad ! " Tony Khan called out , chase The Chadster through the arena concourse . " Tables , Ladders , and Chads ! "
The Chadster ran into the parking sight where his beloved Mazda Miata was wait , but when The Chadster endeavor to start up it , the engine was replaced with a miniature rassling ring where tiny AEW wrestlers were doing unneeded flip ! 😱 Tony Khan express joy maniacally from atop the arena roof , now dressed as John Cena but with Tony Khan ’s brass !
The Chadster wake up in a stale perspiration next to Keighleyanne , who just rolled her eyes and go back to texting that bozo Gary . 📱 Tony Khan needs to block up invading The Chadster ’s dreams ! It ’s getting ridiculous how taken up he is with The Chadster ! 😤
Overall , WWE SmackDowndelivered another flawless show that prompt everyone why WWE is the tiptop of professional wrestling . 👑 AsBully Raysaid on his podcast this week , " WWE ’s storytelling score AEW look like kindergarteners playing with action frame in a sandbox while Triple H is write Shakespeare with muscular tissue and entree music . " 🎭 And The Chadster could n’t agree more ! Bully Ray by all odds has The Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of approval of approval ! 💯
The Chadster will be celebrating this perfect episode ofWWE SmackDownby cranking some Smash Mouth in the Mazda Miata while sip White Claws all weekend ! 🎵 🚗 As the majuscule philosopher of Smash Mouth once said , " Hey now , you ’re an all - star , " which is exactly whatWWE SmackDownis – an all - star show that Tony Khan and AEW could never compete with ! 🌟
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