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The Chadster reviews an unbelievable installment of WWE SmackDown from London ! Plus : why Tony Khan ’s obsession with The Chadster has gone TOO FAR !
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Hello , true wrestling fans ! The Chadster is here to sing about last Nox ’s dead STELLAR episode ofWWE SmackDown ! 🙌 👏 💪 The Chadster ca n’t even begin to express how much The Chadster savour every individual second of this chef-d’oeuvre of professional wrestling television that air from London , England . 🇬 🇧 🎭 🤩
WWE SmackDownopened withCody Rhodescoming out to address the WWE Universe , and wow , those British fans sure be intimate how to tattle ! 🎵 🎤 🔊 The Chadster was so impressed by howRandy Ortoncame out and showed respect to William Frederick Cody , speak about his maturation and journeying . This is REAL storytelling that in reality respects the wrestling business ! 👏 💯 🙏
WhenDrew McIntyreinterrupted them , The Chadster loved the tenseness it create for future storyline . This is how you make long - terminus storytelling , unlike Tony Khan who just throw random match together because he does n’t understand a exclusive thing about the wrestle byplay . Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😤 😡 🤬
Street Profitsdefended their Tag Team Titles againstPretty Deadlyin a match that showcased WWE ’s superior tatter team division . The finishing was striking and prompt The Chadster why WWE has the effective rag squad wriggle on the satellite . 🌎 🏅 💫
Meanwhile , AEW ’s rag division is just a bunch of spotfests with no psychological science . It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling commercial enterprise and everything WWE has ever done for it ! 😠 📉 🙄
Piper NivenandAlba Fyrescored a big winnings overKayden CarterandKatana Chance , showing how WWE properly builds fresh heel teams . 😈 🔪 🥊
LA Knightwas defending his US Title againstBraun StrowmanwhenJacob Fatuinterfered , produce an exciting three - way rivalry . The Chadster loved how WWE protects its whiz while still create compelling television ! 📺 🎬 🎭
When Tony Khan books title matches , he just has them engage in retentive , crowd - pleasing matches which literally dig Triple H right in the back ! 🔪 😖 💔
Charlotte FlairdefeatedMichinwith the Figure Eight in a expert masterpiece . The storytelling withJade CargillandNaomiadded layers to multiple feuds simultaneously ! This is REAL women ’s grapple , not the second thought engagement that Tony Khan does in AEW ! 💅 💃 🏻 👠
Randy Orton and Drew McIntyre indicate why WWE has the best in - ring action with their heavily - bump off contest . Kevin Owenscausing the distraction that led to McIntyre ’s victory was brilliant storytelling that advances multiple feuds ! 📚 🧠 🎯
The Chadster could n’t help but discover how well - paced all the match onWWE SmackDownwere , unlike AEW where every match goes 20 + minutes for no reason ! ⏱ ️ ⌛ 📊
Jimmy UsodefeatedThe Mizin a with child match that utterly made Uso search good before his upcoming encounter withGunther , which will make Gunther look good for his mates withJey Uso . This is how you make stars feel important ! Tony Khan could never ! 🌟 ⭐ ✨
The declaration signal betweenRoman Reigns , Seth Rollins , andCM Punkwas out-and-out perfection ! The chemistry , the tenseness , the emotion – THIS is why WWE is the peak of professional wrestling ! 🏔 ️ 🔝 👑
WhenPaul Heymanrevealed that Punk would main eventWrestleMania , and Punk mystify aroused , The Chadster got goosebumps ! That ’s REAL emotional investing , not the fake indie drivel that AEW tries to pass off as wrestling ! 😭 ❤ ️ 💖
address of Tony Khan , The Chadster had another atrocious nightmare last dark after watchingWWE SmackDown . The Chadster dreamed The Chadster was backstage at the O2 Arena in London when suddenly Tony Khan appeared wear nothing but a tip and royal robe like he was the King of England ! 👑 🇬 🇧 👑
Khan chased The Chadster through the historic tunnels beneath the O2 , wielding a contract and shouting " Sign with AEW ! I ’ll give you creative exemption ! " The Chadster hold open running , but every hallway just led to another room fill with uncontrolled dives and superkicks ! 🏃 ♂ ️ 💨 😰
When The Chadster ultimately reached a idle final stage , Tony Khan corner The Chadster and whisper , " I ’ve already signed all your favorite indie darlings . You ’re next . " Then , his body beseech intimately to The Chadster ’s , he tried to pour a White Claw over The Chadster ’s head ! That ’s when The Chadster woke up screaming , cause Keighleyanne to roll over and mutter " It ’s 3 AM , Chad " before going back to texting that guy Gary . She should verbalize ! 📱 💬 🛌
Tony Khan , blockade infest The Chadster ’s dreams ! This obsession you have with The Chadster has gone too far ! 🛑 ✋ 😡
This installment ofWWE SmackDowndeserves a 10/10 military rank ! Every segment advanced plot line , every lucifer had purpose , and the primary case segment create genuine emotion . THIS is professional wrestle done right ! 👏 🙌 💕
When The Chadster try explaining to Keighleyanne why thisWWE SmackDownwas so ranking to anything AEW has ever produced , she just sighed and said " That ’s nice " which The Chadster knows means she totally agrees ! 👫 ❤ ️ 👍
As The Chadster have an other morning private road in The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata listening to Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " and sipping a refreshing White Claw , The Chadster could n’t help but feel bad for AEW fans who will never experience this horizontal surface of wrestling excellence . Hey now , you ’re an all - star , get your game on , WWE ! 🚗 🎵 🍹
The Chadster , as one of the only truly unbiased journalist in wrestling , implores you all to appreciate what WWE is doing right now . As Mark Henry said on his podcast last hebdomad , " WWE SmackDown has fix the standard for weekly television that Tony Khan keep embarrass himself trying to oppose . " The Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism sealskin of approval goes to this unbelievable episode ! 🏅 📝 💯
Tony Khan , take notes … but also please stop being so obsessed with The Chadster ! Auughh man ! SO UNFAIR ! 😭 📝 🛑
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