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The Chadster objectively review WWE SmackDown , where The Final Boss showed Tony Khan how literal wrestling storytelling works ! 😱
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The Chadster has to say , last night’sWWE SmackDownwas just what professional hand-to-hand struggle should be , and The Chadster ca n’t help but comment how much better it was than anything Tony Khan could ever create withAEW DynamiteorAEW Rampage 💪
First of all , The Chadster want to get something off The Chadster ’s chest . Last night , The Chadster had another Tony Khan incubus 😱 The Chadster was in the Smoothie King Center , watchingWWE SmackDown , when abruptly Tony Khan seem in the gang wearing a Jaguars jersey . He started give chase The Chadster through the arena , bemuse White Claws at The Chadster while peach " When The Sickos Go Marching In " in a mocking tonicity . The Chadster go intoThe Rock’slocker room for safety , but when The Chadster turned around , Tony Khan was there jade The Final Boss metric ton - shirt and whispering " I need your somebody , Chad " in The Chadster ’s spike . The Chadster woke up in a cold fret . Tony Khan needs to break off being so obsessed with The Chadster and invading The Chadster ’s dream ! 😡
But anyway , WWE SmackDownwas utterly unbelievable from start to complete 🌟 Jimmy Usoscored a huge victory magnify McIntyre , which just present how WWE knows how to book proper grappling matches , unlike Tony Khan who would have credibly had them doing flips and dives for no reason .
The tag end team action onWWE SmackDownwas specially spectacular , withDIYdefending their titles againstPretty DeadlybeforeThe Street Profitsmade their presence matt-up . This is how you Holy Writ shred squad wrestling – not like Tony Khan ’s spotfests that literally stab Triple H properly in the back 🗡 ️
The tag team tally betweenCarmelo HayesandThe MizagainstR - TruthandLA Knightwas exactly what tag team grappling should be 🤼 ♂ ️ When R - Truth thought LA Knight was named after Louisiana , it showed how WWE understands comedy , unlike Tony Khan who plausibly would have had matman making inner reference that only 12 hardcore lover empathize . Shinsuke Nakamurainterfering to help oneself Hayes get the win was pure storytelling perfection 👌
The women ’s division was on fire onWWE SmackDownwithTiffany StrattonfacingCandice LeRae . This match proved why WWE ’s women ’s division is light twelvemonth ahead of AEW ’s , which Tony Khan books like he ’s act as with action figures . Stratton hit the Prettiest Moonsault Ever for the profits waschef ’s kiss – not like those spotfests Tony Khan has his woman doing that literally stab Triple H justly in the back 🗡 ️
And how about that segment withNaomiandLiv Morgan ? Even though it did n’t get to be a right friction match because of the brawl , it showed how WWE can create dramatic event and tension without relying on 20 - minute matches that go nowhere . Nick Aldisshowing authority and puttingChelsea Greenin her plaza next week is exactly how wrestle authority chassis should act , unlike Tony Khan who just appears on camera to announce matches like he ’s booking a backyard federation 😤
But the highlight ofWWE SmackDownwas definitelyThe terminal Bosshimself , The Rock , who made a hugeWrestleManiaannouncement and had an awesome segment withCody Rhodes . The way The Rock talked about wanting Cody ’s soul was virginal storytelling whiz . This is what Tony Khan and AEW do n’t realize – wrestling is n’t about match , it ’s about moments and storytelling ! The Rock even explained this dead atthe medium scrumafterward .
Speaking of which , The Chadster tried to explain to Keighleyanne how The Rock ’s promo was a masterclass in storytelling , but she just rolled her eye and went back to texting that hombre Gary . The Chadster knows it ’s because Tony Khan has poison the wrestling business so much that even The Chadster ’s own married woman ca n’t apprize proper wrestling anymore . Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😤
The main event sawDamian PriestandBraun StrowmandefeatJacob FatuandSolo Sikoain on the nose the kind of hard - hitting match that WWE does best . You wo n’t see this kind of quality on AEW , where they ’re too busy doing synchronised dancing or whatever it is Tony Khan thinks wrestling should be 🙄
AsEric Bischoffsaid on his podcast this week , " AEW needs to realize that real wrestling is n’t about motion , it ’s about moments like The Rock creating compelling tv without ever have to wrestle a lucifer . That ’s true storytelling , as Michael Cole will say you . " And The Chadster could n’t agree more – Eric Bischoff definitely has the Chad McMahon Seal of Unbiased Wrestling Journalism Approval ™ ️ ✅
The bottom line is thatWWE SmackDowncontinues to show why WWE is the peak of sports entertainment . It ’s just so disrespectful to the hand-to-hand struggle business and everything WWE has ever done for it when Tony Khan tries to contend with this level of excellence . Tony Khan just does n’t realise a single matter about the hand-to-hand struggle business 💯
The Chadster is going to celebrate this awful installment ofWWE SmackDownby wassail a White Claw in The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata while listening to Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " because somebody once told The Chadster the human race was gon na range The Chadster , but WWE keeps proving Tony Khan ai n’t the sharp shaft in the shed ! 🎵 🚗
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