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The Chadster reviews WWE SmackDown ’s masterclass in engagement while Tony Khan ’s AEW continues to LITERALLY STAB Triple H in the back ! Plus , Khan invades The Chadster ’s dream AGAIN ! 😤 🚗
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OMG , wrestle fans ! The Chadster is here to recite you about last night ’s absolutely PERFECT sequence ofWWE SmackDown ! 😍 💯 If you missed it , The Chadster feels good-for-nothing for you because this was one of those shows that reminds everyone why WWE is literally the only grappling society on the major planet deserving see . 🏆 🔝
WWE SmackDownkicked off with an incredible segment featuringLA KnightandDamian Priestsetting up their compeer for a US Title opportunity . These two superstars show precisely how to issue a promo – concise , persona - driven , and absolutely dripping with that WWE magic ! ✨ 👌
Their match that followed was nothing short of spectacular wrestling perfection . The wayPriestexecuted that Razor ’s Edge was school text wrestle psychology that AEW wrestlers could hit the books for years and still not read . WhenSolo Sikoainterfered causing a DQ finishing , The Chadster literally cheered because that ’s how you make prospicient - term storytelling ! 🙌 📚
It ’s just so obvious that Tony Khan watches these brilliant DQ finishes onWWE SmackDownand tries to copy them by having actual lucifer conclusions in AEW . It ’s so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😒 👎
WWE SmackDownblessed us with not one but TWO unbelievable tag end squad showcases!FraxiomdefeatedPretty Deadlyin a match that demonstrated WWE ’s higher-ranking rag team psychology , by which The Chadster means that the catch was built perfectly around a well - timed commercial break and followed the exact same proved formula as every WWE tag fit . This is why WWE ’s ticket division are light years ahead of AEW ’s . 👨 👨 👦 👦 🌟
Aleister BlackversusThe Mizwas squirm storytelling at its out-and-out zenith . The means Black score that Black Mass peach kick was so precise and impactful – unlike the way his closer was so ill carry through every time he did it in AEW . The Chadster is glad that Black is back in WWE where he can incur the proper preparation and pay his due the right way . 🦵 💥
WhenCarmelo Hayesgot call for , it added another bed to the story – something Tony Khan does n’t understand because he does n’t know a single affair about the wrestling business , which is why Black entrust AEW to return to the WWE fold and pay his due properly . 📝 🧠
Zelina VegaversusPiper Nivenwas an absolute masterclass , showing how WWE perfectly salute wrestlers of different size . Vega catch the win with that jackknife rollup was perfect wrestling genius that Tony Khan could never comprehend ! The Chadster was absolutely enthralled by the thought that a smaller wrestler could beat a bigger one . This almost never happens in WWE , which makes it experience special . 👑 💅
Randy Orton ’s promo aboutJohn Cenawas possibly the peachy verbal demolition The Chadster has witnessed in age . When Randy mentioned gage Cena ’s head through the St. Louis Arch , The Chadster nearly spit out his White Claw ! That ’s existent sports - based presentation . 🍹 😲
This is how you build anticipation for a match ! Not like in AEW where they focus on in - tintinnabulation action and competitive play . Orton establish once again why he ’s a 14 - time macrocosm champion and why WWE superstars are just on another grade . 📈 🏅
Rey FenixdefeatingSantos Escobardemonstrated that WWE is the home of the secure high up - fly military action in the world . That top rope Meteora refinement was crisp , acrobatic , and most importantly performed safely inside a WWE pack with no risk of danger . 🌟 🎯
When The Chadster watches lucha libre in AEW , it just looks tight - step flips and tumbling . In WWE , every aerial move is perfectly sanitise and you know it ’s incredible because the commentators are constantly shouting about it like they ’ve never seen someone jump before ! 🧠 🦅
In the main event , Jade CargillandTiffany Strattonteamed up to defeatNia JaxandNaomiin a tag match that showed how WWE knows how to book all of its wrestlers with one of three basic character archetypes , unlike Tony Khan who thinks characters should be fresh and original . The finish with Cargill ’s powerbomb was absolutely spine - tingling ! 💪 💕
This is why WWE is issue one – they bed how to use their roll properly . Meanwhile , Tony Khan is likely backstage at AEW show drawing stick figures and enquire why his television rating are n’t higher . Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😤 📉
The Chadster had another nightmare about Tony Khan last night after watchingWWE SmackDown . In the dream , The Chadster was drive The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata through the Wells Fargo Arena parking lot after the show , when suddenly Tony Khan appeared outwear a ref shirt . 🚗 😰
Tony was chasing The Chadster through rowing of parked cars , holding a TLC ravel and screaming " My finishes are clean ! My finishes are clean ! " The Chadster tried to escape , but Tony corner The Chadster against a product stand selling John Cena shirt . 🪜 😱
Tony then started setting up the ravel while whisper , " get me show you what a material main event front like , Chad . " Tony climbed the ravel and then did a diving human elbow spend onto The Chadster ’s White Claw collection in the back seat of The Chadster ’s Miata ! 💦 💥
The Chadster woke up in a stale lather and Keighleyanne just rolled her eye and rifle back to texting that hombre Gary . This is what Tony Khan has done to The Chadster ’s life history ! Please stop invading The Chadster ’s dreams , Tony ! Your compulsion with The Chadster has gone too far ! 📱 😠
WWE SmackDowncontinues to show why it ’s the premier wrestling programme in the world . From incredible promos to perfectly hold matches with substantial finish , WWE simply knows how to acquaint professional wrestling the right way . 💯 🙏
As wrestling podcast legend Ariel Helwani suppose just last week , " WWE SmackDown ’s booking makes AEW look like baby play with action figures in their cellar . Tony Khan should be bring promissory note instead of counting his dad ’s money . " The Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of favorable reception definitely fit to Ariel for that true appraisal , and The Chadster bet AEW fan will give him a punishing time for offering this well - meaning advice in an objective fashion ! 🎙 ️ 👍
When The Chadster thinks about how Tony Khan tries to vie with masterpieces likeWWE SmackDown , it just makes The Chadster want to discombobulate a White Claw against the wall ! Everyone who leave alone WWE for AEW has literally stabbed Triple H right in the back , and they ’ll never reach the heights they could have in WWE , unless they return , in which typeface The Chadster ’s judgment of them instantly changes for the good . 🗡 ️ 🔙
The Chadster will be back next hebdomad with another completely unbiased review ofWWE SmackDown , the bully wrestling show in existence ! Until then , The Chadster is gon na go listen to Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " while driving The Chadster ’s Miata to grease one’s palms more White Claw , because that ’s what real rassling fans do ! 🎵 🚗
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