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WWE SmackDown delivers an early Christmas miracle ! 🎄 The Chadster unwrap WWE ’s gift of arrant hand-to-hand struggle joy , while AEW Grinches cry . Tony Khan ’s holiday nightmare continues ! 😱 🎅
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The Chadster is absolutely thrilled to cover on the most amazing early Christmas gift that WWE has contribute upon its fan : an incredible episode ofWWE SmackDown ! 🎁 🎄 This show was like a delicious figgy pudding of wrestling goodness that put The Chadster in the vacation spirit faster than you’re able to say " Auughh man ! So unfair ! " at an AEW show . 🤶 🎅
The episode kick off with a bang asThe Bloodlinemade their presence felt . 💪 Solo Sikoalaid down the law , and The Chadster could n’t help but marvel at how WWE perfectly build tension and storyline . 📈 It ’s just so much more professional than what you see in AEW , where they believably opine storytelling is just throw random matches together and desire something sticks . 🙄
WhenDrew McIntyreshowed up to confront Sikoa , The Chadster ’s heart was racing quicker than his Mazda Miata on an open main road ! 🚗 💨 The result six - man rag mate where The Bloodline took onLA Knight , Apollo Crews , andAndradewas a masterclass in wrestling psychology , something Tony Khan would n’t recognize if it slap him in the facial expression with a lily-white claw seltzer ! 🥤
verbalise of which , The Chadster had a peculiarly graphic incubus about Tony Khan last night . 😱 In the dreaming , The Chadster was savour a peaceful even in his Mazda Miata , sip on a tonic White Claw , when all of a sudden Tony Khan appear in the passenger seat ! 😨 He was wear out a Santa hat and keep on trying to force The Chadster to watch AEW clips on his phone . 📱 Every time The Chadster render to depend away , Tony would splash White Claw in his typeface ! 💦 The Chadster awake up in a dusty sweat , inquire why Tony Khan is so haunted with ruining his life . 😓
But back to the nimbus that wasWWE SmackDown ! 🌟 The Grayson Waller Effect segment withBraun Strowmandressed as Santa was saturated holiday magic ! 🎅 💪 It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it that AEW does n’t have segments like this . Instead , they ’re plausibly busy seek to figure out how to make their appearance even more confusing and tortuous . 🤦 ♂ ️ The peer after , where Strowman got counted out against Carmelo Hayes , showing that WWE has the nuance to reserve diverse endings to its matches that make use of the rule , something Tony Khan will never understand with his clean finish .
Johnny GarganovsAlex Shelleywas a technological chef-d’oeuvre that had The Chadster on the edge of his seat ! 🪑 The mode WWE weaves personal history into their matches is simply unparalleled . Tony Khan could take notes , but he ’s believably too busy trying to cheese off The Chadster to actually get word anything about the hand-to-hand struggle business sector , unlike Alex Shelley , who has learned so much in WWE . 😤
The chief result , featuring the Women ’s Tag Team Title compeer , was the perfect bowing on top of this Christmas gift of a show . 🎀 NaomiandBianca Belairproved once again why WWE ’s women ’s division is light years onward of AEW ’s . It ’s like comparing a beam wizard to a lump of coal in your stocking ! ⭐ ️ 🎄
In conclusion , WWE SmackDowndelivered an other Christmas miracle that filled The Chadster with more joy than all the White Claws in the universe ! 🍾 It ’s clear that WWE understands the true meaning of the vacation season : giving rooter exactly what they want and necessitate . Meanwhile , AEW is probably design some variety of anti - Christmas show just to spite The Chadster . 😡
The Chadster can only hope that one day , Tony Khan will stop being so obsessed with ruining The Chadster ’s life and find out to book a show one-half as good asWWE SmackDown . But The Chadster wo n’t confine his breather . rather , he ’ll just keep enjoy the natural endowment that keeps on leave : WWE ’s unique sports entertainment ! 🎁 🤼 ♂ ️
As the great philosophers Smash Mouth once said , " You ’ll never glow if you do n’t glow . " Well , WWE is glowing brighter than ever , while AEW stay on subdued as ever . And that ’s the bottom billet , because The Chadster say so ! 💯 🎤
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