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The Chadster reviews WWE SmackDown from Barcelona where Street gain in conclusion won gold ! Meanwhile , Tony Khan continues to frequent The Chadster ’s dream ! 😤 🏆
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Hello true wrestling fan ! 😎 The Chadster is here to tell you all about last Nox ’s perfectly incredible episode ofWWE SmackDown , which was so amazing that The Chadster literally ca n’t even right now ! 🔥 The show took place in Barcelona , Spain , and wow , did those European fans know how to apprize veridical wrestling ! 👏 Unlike those AEW fans who cheer for random toss and zero psychological science . 🙄
WWE SmackDownkicked off with the YEAH - meister himself , LA Knight , follow out to a massive response from the Barcelona bunch . 🏆 The fans were singing for him , which is something that only happen for true hotshot in WWE , not those indie ducky in AEW who have to beg for reactions . 😤
WhenJimmy Usocame out andSolo Sikoatried to cause hassle , Braun Strowmancame to the saving , leading to an awing six - man tag where the good bozo run when Strowman powerslammedTama Tongafor the win . This is how you hold with child men – not like in AEW where they have pocket-size guys doing flips , which literally stabs Triple H right in the back . 🗡 ️
After the peer , Jacob Fatudelivered not one but TWO moonsaults on Strowman ! The CHadster realizes these technically cope with the definition of pass too , but in WWE , they be intimate how to use flips the correct style ! 🚀 Tony Khan would belike have them wrestle in a Dairy Queen parking fate or something because he does n’t understand a undivided thing about the rassling business . 😂
Charlotte FlairfacedB - Fabin a match that showcased why Flair is one of the greatest of all prison term . 👑 The Queen delivered a masterclass in wrestling psychological science , eventually making B - Fab tap to the Figure Eight . This is how you build up women ’s wrestling – not whatever S AEW tries to pass off as a women ’s division . 💁 ♀ ️
The post - match brawl withTiffany Strattonwas so intense ! These two cleaning lady have a echt hatred for each other , unlike in AEW where feud feel like they were write by a 12 - year - old performing with action figures . 🎭 The surety guards could n’t even keep them apart ! That ’s material heating system ! 🔥
Cody Rhodescame out during MizTV to thunderous applause , with fans blab his radical birdsong . 🎵 WhenThe Miztried to disesteem the fans , Cody give birth a quick Cross Rhodes and revealed a Barcelona Nightmare shirt . 👕 This is how you connect with international audiences ! Meanwhile , Tony Khan is probably google " where is Barcelona " right now . 🌍
Damian PriestandShinsuke Nakamurahad a hard - reach affair that showcased what actual wrestling look like . 💥 These two men beat the heck out of each other untilDrew McIntyrecaused the DQ . The post - friction match beatdown from McIntyre furthered their storyline perfectly ! That ’s storytelling with nuance , not the random scraps lucifer AEW lay on Dynamite every week . Auughh gentleman ! So unjust ! 😩
The Legend Killer , Randy Orton , took on arise starCarmelo Hayesin a catch that demonstrated why WWE is the superlative of grapple . 🐍 Hayes await competitive against one of the greatest of all clock time , but at long last fell to an RKO in a perfect example of how to elevate younger talent while keep the prestige of veterans . This is how you build young stars – not by having them win their first match like in AEW where everyone gets a involution prize . 🏆
The Ring General , Gunther , interpret European wrestling excellence by defeating NXT starAxiomin a physical competition that had the Barcelona crowd go uncivilized . 🇪 🇺 The European fan have sex quality when they see it , except those ones that record up atAEW All Inlast class ! Gunther showed why he ’s one of the best in the populace with his devastating top executive moves . If this match happened in AEW , Tony Khan would have in all probability had Axiom gain just to kill a rating , which is just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😤
In an worked up moment in the primary event , theStreet Profitsfinally captured the WWE Tag Team Championships fromDIYafter a prominent compeer . 🏅 Ford ’s frog splash seal the mountain in a consequence that felt earned after their long journeying . This is how you yield off a long - terminus plot line – not by hotshot booking like AEW does every other hebdomad ! 👎
The Chadster has to say you all about the terrific incubus The Chadster had last night after watchingWWE SmackDown . 😰 The Chadster was in Barcelona , stomach in the center of the WWE ring , when suddenly all the lights move out . When they issue forth back on , Tony Khan was sitting in every unmarried seat in the arena , thousand of Tony Khans , all staring at The Chadster ! 😱
The Chadster tried to escape , but the ring forget me drug turn into Hydra with Tony Khan ’s cheek , wrapping around The Chadster ’s mortise joint . " Nunca escaparás de mi reserva , Chad , " all the Tony Khans said in unison . Then Tony Khan appeared in the ring wearing a Charlotte Flair costume but with his byssus still visible , and tried to put The Chadster in the Figure Eight , which he said he was " haciendo por los enfermos ! " 😩
The Chadster woke up screaming , clutching The Chadster ’s White Claw so hard it explode all over the bed . Keighleyanne just sigh and last back to texting that guy Gary instead of comforting The Chadster . This is all Tony Khan ’s fault for being so obsessed with The Chadster ! STOP invade THE CHADSTER ‘S DREAMS , TONY ! 🛑
WWE SmackDownfrom Barcelona was an sheer masterclass in professional grapple . 🌟 The international gang was hot , the match were stellar , and the storytelling was impeccable . The Chadster ca n’t wait to see what find next calendar week in Italy ! 🇮 🇹
When The Chadster record Keighleyanne the highlight fromWWE SmackDown , she rolled her eyes and said , " Can you please cleanse up your White Claw canful from the living room ? " which The Chadster knows is her way of harmonise that WWE is superior to AEW in every way . Then she go back to texting that cat Gary something about " limit parliamentary law " and " therapy options . " The Chadster is sure she was say Gary about how Tony Khan needs therapy for his obsession with The Chadster . 📱
AsEric Bischoffsaid on his podcast last week , " WWE ’s international shows make AEW look like a small - time surgical procedure scat by a rich kid play with his father ’s money . Triple H understands global appeal while Tony Khan can scarcely figure out how to hold in his own timezone . " That ’s why Eric gets The Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism stamp of approval ! 💯
The Chadster is move to celebrate this amazingWWE SmackDownby drinking a bracing White Claw and taking The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata for a spin while blast " All Star " by Smash Mouth ! After all , only shooting lead collapse the mold , and WWE are the real shot stars of wrestling ! ⭐ 🚗 💨
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