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El Presidente reports from his Las Vegas hideout on WWE World ’s epic return during WrestleMania 41 ! connect your beloved leader for tales of wrestling , CIA brush , and socialistic bear !
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¡ Saludos , comrades ! It is I , your El Presidente , reporting to you live from my whole gold penthouse retinue at the Bellagio , where I am preparing for the magnificent coming back of WWE World to Las Vegas duringWrestleMania 41 ! The capitalistic dogs at WWE and Fanatics Events have announced this brilliant celebration of professional wrestle will take place at the Las Vegas Convention Center West Hall from April 17 - 21 , and your El Presidente could not be more emotional !
You see , comrades , I have a especial warmth for WWE World after last twelvemonth ’s event in Philadelphia . I was there hole-and-corner , disguise as a red-hot dog vendor , monitor CIA operative who were attempting to recruitRoman Reignsas an intelligence asset . Little did they know that Roman was already working for my intelligence inspection and repair ! Ha ha ! But I sidetrack …
This five - mean solar day interactive experience prompt me of the timeFidel Castroand I organized our own wrestling confederacy in 1987 . We called it " Revolutionary Wrestling Alliance , " and our primary event featured a match between two bears we had trained in socialist philosophy . unluckily , the bears became more interested in seizing the means of production of our love supply than make out their scheduled match .
But comrade , this WWE World will be far more organized than our communistic wrestling experimentation ! The event will boast a splendid main stagecoach where WWE sensation will enter in roundtable discussions . This reminds me of my own roundtable discussions with my military advisors , though I suspect there will be far less plotting of coup at the WWE version .
The event will also have resilient podcast recordings , which bring back retentivity of when my good friendKim Jong - young to start his own grappling podcast . Sadly , it failed because he would only discuss his own undefeated record of 3,427 - 0 , which many wriggle diary keeper have questioned the legitimacy of .
What excites me most , brother , is the largest WWE Superstore inWrestleManiahistory ! As a aggregator of wriggle memorabilia myself ( I haveAndre the Giant’sboots display next to my aggregation of seized opposition party asset ) , I can appreciate the capitalistic efficiency of Fanatics ' merchandise operation . Though I must say , their prices are almost as belligerent as my hugger-mugger police !
The immersive exhibit honoringWrestleMania’s41 - class history will be particularly particular . Did you know that atWrestleMania III , I was actually enshroud underneath the ring during theHulk Hoganvs . Andre the Giant match ? The CIA thought they had me cornered , but they did n’t expect me to scarper through a trap door during Hogan ’s legendary body slam !
For those of you planning to give ear , slate go on sales event Monday , February 3 at 12 pm ET/9am PT , with a pre - sale commence January 29 . My minister of propaganda has inform me that ensure tickets will be easier than rigging a local election !
This case continues the partnership between WWE and Fanatics , which has been more successful than my attempt to form an alliance with the Montreal Mafia to corner the maple syrup marketplace in 1993 . That terminate poorly , comrades . Very ill .
And so , my beloved reviewer , I encourage you all to go to this spectacular celebration of sports amusement ! Remember , if you see a suspiciously well - dressed raging dog marketer taking notes during the Superstar meet - and - greets , that is definitely not your El Presidente conducting surveillance on strange agents . I will be in my presidential sumptuosity box , enjoying the show like any other democratically elected leader - for - life-time would !
¡ Viva la lucha libre ! This is your El Presidente , signalize off from Las Vegas , where the betting odds of revolution are always 50 - 50 , but the entertainment is guaranteed !
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