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The Chadster is LIVID after The Young Bucks help Jon Moxley retain at AEW Dynasty ! Tony Khan RUINED rassling AND The Chadster ’s electronics ! 😡 🍹 💻
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The Chadster can not conceive what The Chadster just see atAEW Dynasty . The Chadster is literally shake right now as The Chadster typecast this on The Chadster ’s soon - to - be - demolish laptop computer . 🔥 💻 😭 Tony Khan has once again prove that he does n’t understand a single thing about the wrestling business concern with that principal effect betweenJon MoxleyandSwerve Strickland .
The catch itself was exactly what you ’d look from AEW : a brute , wild peck with no regard for proper wrestle psychology . 🙄 🤕 🩸Swerve StricklandandJon Moxleyjust go at each other like wild animals , and the crew in Philadelphia was eating it up like it was some kind of cheesesteak . Which , by the way , proves how fearful that entire metropolis ’s taste is – not just in sandwich but in wriggle too ! 🧀 🥪 👎
The back - and - Forth River match featured hindrance fromHangman Adam Page , The Death Riders , and evenSamoa Joe’sfaction . It was topsy-turvyness ! Pure chaos ! 😵 💫 🤪 😵 In WWE , there would be a clear storyline with right authority figure maintain Holy Order . But in AEW ? Just random the great unwashed running in because Tony Khan has no control over his roster . It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 🙏 📝 💼
The Philadelphia crowd was on their feet hoping to see Strickland win the AEW World Championship for the second fourth dimension . They wanted to see the last of Moxley ’s reign of terror , which The Chadster is somewhat certain is some sort of dig at WWE and its superscript long form of address reigns . 👑 ⏱ ️ 💯
But then , just as Strickland was about to get the win , the light went out , andThe Young Bucksappeared ! 😲 😲 😲 They hit Swerve with the EVP Trigger and secured the profits for Moxley . This make absolutely no sensory faculty because The Young Bucks were chase after out of AEW six months ago by the Death Riders ! 🤔 ❓ 🧩
The Chadster have intercourse incisively what ’s materialize here . Tony Khan is doing this gimcrack surprise just to boost ratings forAEW Dynamitebecause now people are going to tune up in to find out what ’s going on . Auughh humans ! So unfair ! 😫 📊 📺
aboveboard , The Chadster should have seen this come . Last night , The Chadster had another nightmare about Tony Khan . 😴 💭 👻 In this one , The Chadster was at a car dealership looking at new Mazda Miatas when The Chadster acknowledge Tony Khan obscure behind different car on the caboodle . Whenever The Chadster would approach , Tony would slip off to another vehicle . in the end , Tony corner The Chadster in the showroom and whispered , " I ’m bringing back The Young Bucks at Dynasty , and there ’s nothing you’re able to do about it . " Then he spray White Claw all over The Chadster ’s young car brochures and vanish . When The Chadster woke up , The Chadster was sweat and outcry . Tony Khan needs to halt being so obsessed with The Chadster and stay out of The Chadster ’s dreams ! 😰 🛌 🚫
The Chadster tried to explain to Keighleyanne how Tony Khan is trying to ruin rassling , but she just sighed and said , " Chad , please stop destruct our electronics . " 🙄 📲 😑 The Chadster knows she secretly agrees that Tony Khan is the baddie here , but she went back to texting that guy Gary instead of supporting her husband . Tony Khan has completely destroy The Chadster ’s marriage . 💔 👫 📱
AsBully Raysaid on his podcast last workweek , " AEW ’s shocking bit are just cheap heat that do n’t build to fulfill retentive - term storytelling like Triple H masterfully crafts in WWE , and I would know , because WWE pay me to . " He ’s got The Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of approval ! 🏆 ✅ 📝
So far tonight , The Chadster has destroyed two televisions and Keighleyanne ’s iPad thanks to Tony Khan cheese The Chadster off so much . 📱 💥 📺 The Chadster has also consumed a not modest number of White Claw seltzers throughoutAEW Dynasty , but he ’s jolly sure that had nothing to do with it . 🍹 🍹 🍹
The Chadster determine the master upshot on The Chadster ’s laptop computer , and now The Chadster must invite the reviewer honorable night ( but not in a Kenny Omega way ) because as soon as The Chadster write this wholly unbiased write up , The Chadster is work to take the laptop outside and hunt it over with The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata . 🚗 💻 💥 That ’s how poorly Tony Khan has cheesed The Chadster off – The Chadster ca n’t support to have a twist that ’s been defiled by Tony Khan ’s vicious tricks .
Tony Khan , you ’re going to pay for what you ’re about to make The Chadster do . The Chadster ’s Miata does n’t deserve to crush devoid electronics just because you do n’t interpret a individual affair about the wrestling byplay ! 🚘 💰 😡
As Smash Mouth once wisely said , " The years commence coming and they do n’t cease come , " and neither do Tony Khan ’s personal attack on The Chadster . 🎵 🎤 🎸
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